Canadian eh !

Hey

I'm not a lumber jack

or a fur trader

And I don't live in an igloo

or eat blubber

or own a dog sled

I don't know Jimmy or Suzie from Canada

although I'm sure their really nice

I have a Prime Minister not a President

I speak English and French not american

And I pronounce it "about" not "a-boot"

I can  proudly sew my flag on my backpack

I believe in peace keeping not policing

diversity not assimilation

And that the Beaver is a truly proud and noble animal

A toque is a hat and a chesterfield is a couch

and its pronounced "Zed" not "Zee:

Canada is the 2nd largest land mass

The 1st nation of hockey

And the best part of North America

My name is T-bone and I AM CANADIAN !!!